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about
The last Christmas song you'll ever need. You were all thinking it, I just said it. All we want for Christmas is cold, hard cash.
lyrics
I've got a simple proposition and it may sound funny
Do you think this year for Christmas you could give me money?
I'm asking really nicely, could you throw me a bone?
Cuz I've gotta pay my bills and I can't do it alone
I want money for Christmas, that would be enough
I'm not interested in toys and games and other stuff
I want money for Christmas, yeah
I want money for Christmas, yeah
I know asking for money makes a guy sound dirty
but I'd like to leave my parents' house before I'm 30
You'd think it's kinda lame, but if you really love me
don't give me your bullcrap, just send me your money!
Don't get me a Groupon to your favorite store
What the hell would I need ten bucks off Chipotle for?
And most clothes don't even fit me so don't even try
You'll just insult me with what size you thought that you should buy
*spoken*
don't you realize that if you buy me some novelty t-shirt for like $25, and ehh, I think it's okay, but like, I probably only would have bought it for say, $10, you basically just destroyed $15 of theoretical value? How the Grinch Stole Christmas"? More like how my dumb cousin JEREMY destroyed the economy you IDIOT
I'd like to say I've been a real good boy this year
but lying on a holiday seems insencere
We all make mistakes, now, don't we? So just give me a break
And don't skimp on me cuz I know how much money you make!
Let's ho-ho-ho right to the bank
Help me fill up my Honda's tank
Ginger's not the kind of bread for me
Checks and cash underneath the tree
credits
released December 7, 2019
Written, Engineered, Produced, Performed, etc. by Frankie Matos
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